Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the CordenBleurgh banishment device!
Yes, it exists. No more Corden. You can obliterate him from your life.
Not literally of course. That would be wrong. Well, illegal. But also probably somehow wrong. (Though not to me, I can tell you.)
The other day I was hoping something could be done to rid us of this ubiquitous buffoon, and, thanks to a brilliant manipulation of the 'shaved Bieber' application, it's now possible. I am not bright enough to have done this myself, of course - all the kudos, credit and inevitable street parties should go to this wonderful cove - but I am honoured and delighted to be a tiny fleck of inspiration for this most joyous of creations.
Want to see what a world looks like without him? Here it is!
Does that look good, or what? Oh yes. I suppose you'll be wanting to get the bleeding thing now, won't you? Well here it is - just available for Chrome for now, but it's as good a reason as you'll ever need. Still in the developmental stages, of course - but I know you early adopters will want to get a Corden-free web browsing experience as soon as possible.
GOODBYE, CORDEN! GOODBYE! Hahahahaha! *walks down slag heap with shotgun over shoulder, laughing manically*
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June 9th, 2010 - 11:51
Will this work on Saturday’s Doctor Who? It might make it more confusing, although probably a lot less annoying.
June 9th, 2010 - 11:56
Thank you. Thank you a million times
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June 9th, 2010 - 12:29
Damn you! Your post prompted me to find out what on Earth the Cordened-Off story was that featured in the screengrab you posted, thus causing me to waste valuable lunch-hour minutes on a tedious luvvie non-story…
June 9th, 2010 - 12:33
Never look behind the black rectangles! That way lies madness!
June 9th, 2010 - 12:35
WHAT!!! I was wondering what that story was so i’ve googled it.
This is an outrage! I could tolerate that unfunny fat son of a b before, you know just changing the channel when his moon face appeared and not being more than slightly irrated, like a midge bite!
But having a go at Sir Patrick Captin Jean-luc Picard of the USS Mother Funking Enterprise, this boy needs to learn his place!
But im sure Captain Jean-Luc Stweart isnt to beotherd after all “I’ve seen everything anyway”
June 9th, 2010 - 16:35
I have no idea at all what this is all about?
June 9th, 2010 - 16:39
Ok, I see now. It’s that fat unfunny bloke from that shite TV series. I can quite imagine it being very annoying if he were on my TV more than once every few years.