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Most scary woman in the world

Yes, this is the face of the fiend who has been so aggressive, so nasty and so downright evil that she has changed bipartisan lawmakers, happily content to try and sort out the world's problems, into squabbling three-year-old thumbsuckers.

For fuck's sake - I thought that right-wingers were supposed to be tough, unwavering types who didn't stand for milksops and pissed on the feckless - but no, it turns out you're just a yellow bunch of losers who can't even muster the dignity to admit the genuine reasons why you did something. If you voted against the bloody thing, at least have the nuts to come up with a half-decent reason for deciding to do it; don't go blubbing and blowing out snotbubbles and blaming the nasty lady for making you all cry. That makes you look like the kind of weaselly, useless prick that people like you stereotype lefties as.

As Justin puts it:

Who can really blame them? Faced with helping to save millions of jobs and homes (if not lives) who amongst us wouldn’t put our bruised pride, our eggshell egos first? I remember the time I let that little kid drown. He’d called me ‘fat privates’ the day before. It’s the Republican way and we should follow their lead.

Last night I thought the Republicans had come out of this looking like the ones with integrity. By trying to put the blame on the nasty lady rather than standing up for their own decision, they now appear to be a bunch of big sillies.

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